Buy Mitsubishi, Get Goat For Free [Ad Watch]

Proving that “Flight of the Conchords” is completely accurate, Mitsubishi New Zealand is giving away free goats with every Triton truck. But what about goat flu? One of the best press releases ever in this world.

You really need to read all of this hilarious (and we think maybe unaffected) press release to capture the abounding comedic estimation.

Mitsubishi offers free goat
22 May 2009
In a drive to help the rural community stave off the recession, Mitsubishi Motors is supporting primary productivity by offering a free goat with each new Triton sold before August.

“We firmly give credit to that New Zealand’s recovery is in the hands of the pastoral sector and they’re the people who are buying our utes,” said MMNZ not particular manager of sales and marketing Peter Wilkins. “Goats, analogous our Tritons, are hardy, versatile units, which will integrate directly into existing farm operations”.

“Goats improve farm productivity by providing an environmentally friendly plea against noxious weeds and they’re a lot cheaper than toxic sprays”.

“Goats also provide export commodities that be possible to help improve our balance of payments. They be augmented a defecate micron wrap in misty clouds, much like the renowned Merino, which can be used to produce high-quality garments. Goat’s milk provides a nutritious alternative for the growing number of lactose intolerant people and while goat meat is seldom featured in Western restaurants, developing countries consume immense quantities,” said Mr Wilkins.

“And, most importantly, there is no such thing as Goat Flu – so no threat to tourism. It’s hard to observe a downside,” he added.

“At MMNZ, we are aware that three years of drought has severely depleted sheep and beef populations, in this way the kind of better particular period to ‘float the goat’?” said Mr Wilkins. “We’ll supply a free goat with every Triton sold before August and do our bit to loosen the seize of the recession”.

“On the off befall that the vendee already has enough goats or feels that goat herding is better left to those in drier climes, we’ll supply a ‘no goat package’ consisting of a five-year/100,000km extended warranty, five free WOF inspections, 5,000km road user charges, five years of roadside assistance and $500 of genuine or approved Triton accessories,” Mr Wilkins said.

(Hat Tip to Nick!)

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